Less song, more George R. R. Martin

George R. R. Martin has a lot of monkeys on his back.

You can hardly blame the guy. He does have a shitload to do and people keep yelling at him.

But you’re a readaholic. You want that sixth book now, dammit.

So do comedy team Paul and Storm, who urge the author of A Song of Ice and Fire to “write and write faster” in their “Write Like the Wind” music video.

Maybe what Martin needs is gentle goading. Then again, for every second he’s listening to you whine or watching your video appeals, he could be writing.

Shame on you.